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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

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broadens:

sometimes it hurts

it hurts so much that you feel

like your chest will cave in

and the only thing stopping it

are the gasps of air you take

in between the tears

-unknown

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crushalltheraspberries:

20/ ∞ eternally fabulous fashions! Krikor Jabotian ~Bridal 2012~

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did-you-kno:

Sit or Squat, Where to Wee, Toilet Finder, and Bathroom Scout are all apps that can help you locate a bathroom, and the Fake Shower app will help you drown out embarrassing noises by mimicking the sound of running water.
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did-you-kno:

Sit or Squat, Where to Wee, Toilet Finder, and Bathroom Scout are all apps that can help you locate a bathroom, and the Fake Shower app will help you drown out embarrassing noises by mimicking the sound of running water.

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At the age of seventy-nine, Tolstoy observed in his diary that only children and old people live the true life, as the former are not yet subject to the illusion of time and the latter are finally freeing themselves from it. Indeed at the end of our lives we are like the window-cleaner who falls from the hundredth floor of a skyscraper: the speed of his fall accelerates wildly; yet until he hits the pavement, he remains suspended in a timeless void. We never cease to be astonished at the passing of time: ‘Look at him! Only yesterday, it seems, he was still a tiny kid, and now he is bald, with a big moustache; a married man and a father!’ This shows clearly that time is not our natural element: would a fish ever be surprised by the wetness of water? For our true motherland is eternity; we are the mere guests of time.
Memento Mori, by Simon Leys, 1935-2014. (via virgin-sex)

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ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

ruinedchildhood:

You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams

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lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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darkface:

Shining Through (by MilaMai)

darkface:

Shining Through (by MilaMai)

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shopjeen:

#goals #queensasha

shopjeen:

#goals #queensasha

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commanderabutt:

american sex education

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Every time i read something about Daniel Radcliffe it just gets better & better

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Hell is empty; the devils are all here.